# Um guia para o desgrande de Dave Schilling sobre as eleições dos EUA em 2026

- Seção: Estados Unidos
- Fonte: The Guardian (https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/nov/01/midterm-elections-dan-sullivan)
- Publicado em: 2026-11-01T12:00:10.000Z
- URL: https://www.itatiba1.com.br/noticia/1462620-um-guia-para-o-desgrande-de-dave-schilling-sobre-as-eleicoes-dos-eua-em-2026
- Tradução automática do original em "en": "A curmudgeon’s guide to the 2026 US elections | Dave Schilling"

> A temporada de campanha foi louca, desde a discussão da fábrica de cheesecake até os duplos de Dan Sullivans.

From the cheesecake factory discourse to the double Dan Sullivans, campaign season has been ridiculous

Chances are, as you’re reading this, your bunker is fully stocked, your doors are locked, and you’re peeking at your computer screen through gaps between your fingers.

After all, it’s election day on Tuesday. Once again, democracy will be tested – like Beavis & Butthead taking the SATs. I’m not looking forward to it, and I’m sure you aren’t either.

Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist

Reportagem completa: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/nov/01/midterm-elections-dan-sullivan

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